Read a book.

japanese-bird-dad:

Please join me in drawing muscle elves.  Together we can make a difference.

WHERE ARE THE MUSCLE ELVES? COME ON, TUMBLR.

Kitten logic

Dangling toy several feet above: I’m certain I will be able to jump and get this. I have to believe.

Dangling toy inches from face: Fuck it, I’m biting your shin.

angelicasylum:

japanese-bird-dad:

Guys, just a heads up: American Psycho 2 is beyond terrible.  I’m still waiting for a written apology from everyone involved in that film.

There’s a second one? Wasn’t the first one enough?

It stars Mila Kunis as the only survivor of Bateman’s killings (so it’s saying he DID kill people). She goes to college where William Shatner teaches her how to profile serial killers and she kills people because EVIL.
I was home with this crazy strong case of the flu, and wound up watching it.  I blew my nose and dislodged what seemed to be a generous mix of old blood and snot, and this movie was still the most disgustingly off-putting thing I experienced that day.

angelicasylum:

japanese-bird-dad:

Guys, just a heads up: American Psycho 2 is beyond terrible.  I’m still waiting for a written apology from everyone involved in that film.

There’s a second one? Wasn’t the first one enough?

It stars Mila Kunis as the only survivor of Bateman’s killings (so it’s saying he DID kill people). She goes to college where William Shatner teaches her how to profile serial killers and she kills people because EVIL.

I was home with this crazy strong case of the flu, and wound up watching it.  I blew my nose and dislodged what seemed to be a generous mix of old blood and snot, and this movie was still the most disgustingly off-putting thing I experienced that day.

Guys, just a heads up: American Psycho 2 is beyond terrible.  I’m still waiting for a written apology from everyone involved in that film.

Guys, just a heads up: American Psycho 2 is beyond terrible.  I’m still waiting for a written apology from everyone involved in that film.

Ain’t no party like a Z’gok party

Anime the Cat: 2014-Forever

Anime the Cat: 2014-Forever

On the inside of my grade book.

On the inside of my grade book.

No need for alarm clocks when you have a teething kitten.

No need for alarm clocks when you have a teething kitten.