Read a book.
No need for alarm clocks when you have a teething kitten.

No need for alarm clocks when you have a teething kitten.

Family

Family

I like my beer cold, my food hot, and my Gundam jokes to be rooted firmly in Hannah-Barbera cartoons.

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

I was tagged by angelicasylum


NameURL- Japanese-Bird-Dad  In life- Olaf Manslaughter
Nickname: Bird-Dad, You Over There
Birthday: I was never born. I have always existed.
Gender: male
Sexuality: yup
Height: 5’10”
Time Zone: Eastern Standard
What time and date is it there: I don’t believe in calenders or clocks. Please show me respect by not asking me again.
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 3-4
The last thing I Googled was: Sir, this is a Lycos household. Please leave.
My most used phrase(s): WHOAH TALK TO THE HAND CAUSE THE FACE IS GETTING TOO MUCH INFORMATION, HOME SLICE.

First word that comes to mind: defenestration
What I last said to a family member: I have to go. My planet needs me.
One place that makes me happy & why: My apartment. All of my cool stuff is there.
How many blankets I sleep under: I sleep standing up, like a horse, but you don’t see me bragging about it like those filthy animals.
Favorite beverage(s): Guinness, green tea, black coffee
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy

Three things I can’t live without: constant self-doubt, unhealthy levels of anxiety, and Street Fighter 3

Something I plan on learning: to love.

A piece of advice for all my followers: If you ever travel back in time, don’t step on anything, because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can’t imagine.

I’m supposed to tag people for this in order to be accepted as one of the super cool tumblr kids.  In a ritualistic fashion, I offer up crablice, spaceleech, epicaistar, tumblebumblerumble

Please keep this chain going, lest I become an internet social pariah.

This is creatively bankrupt, but I still had fun.  Two of my favorite bald characters that get dealt a crappy hand by life.

10 minute pic with archival ink. 

HELLO, FRIENDS.  THIS IS YOUR FRIEND, CRAYON SHIN-CARL.  LET US CAVORT AND MAKE CHILDISH JOKES OF A SCATOLOGICAL NATURE,

HELLO, FRIENDS.  THIS IS YOUR FRIEND, CRAYON SHIN-CARL.  LET US CAVORT AND MAKE CHILDISH JOKES OF A SCATOLOGICAL NATURE,

You know you’re classy when you and your friends get Little Caeser’s and then eat it in a Wawa parking lot.

You know you’re classy when you and your friends get Little Caeser’s and then eat it in a Wawa parking lot.