No need for alarm clocks when you have a teething kitten.
I like my beer cold, my food hot, and my Gundam jokes to be rooted firmly in Hannah-Barbera cartoons.
Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.
I was tagged by angelicasylum
Name: URL- Japanese-Bird-Dad In life- Olaf Manslaughter
Nickname: Bird-Dad, You Over There
Birthday: I was never born. I have always existed.
Time Zone: Eastern Standard
What time and date is it there: I don’t believe in calenders or clocks. Please show me respect by not asking me again.
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 3-4
The last thing I Googled was: Sir, this is a Lycos household. Please leave.
My most used phrase(s): WHOAH TALK TO THE HAND CAUSE THE FACE IS GETTING TOO MUCH INFORMATION, HOME SLICE.
First word that comes to mind: defenestration
What I last said to a family member: I have to go. My planet needs me.
One place that makes me happy & why: My apartment. All of my cool stuff is there.
How many blankets I sleep under: I sleep standing up, like a horse, but you don’t see me bragging about it like those filthy animals.
Favorite beverage(s): Guinness, green tea, black coffee
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy
Three things I can’t live without: constant self-doubt, unhealthy levels of anxiety, and Street Fighter 3
Something I plan on learning: to love.
A piece of advice for all my followers: If you ever travel back in time, don’t step on anything, because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can’t imagine.
Please keep this chain going, lest I become an internet social pariah.
This is creatively bankrupt, but I still had fun. Two of my favorite bald characters that get dealt a crappy hand by life.
10 minute pic with archival ink.
HELLO, FRIENDS. THIS IS YOUR FRIEND, CRAYON SHIN-CARL. LET US CAVORT AND MAKE CHILDISH JOKES OF A SCATOLOGICAL NATURE,