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You know you’re classy when you and your friends get Little Caeser’s and then eat it in a Wawa parking lot.

You know you’re classy when you and your friends get Little Caeser’s and then eat it in a Wawa parking lot.

Big thanks to everyone who came to see our panel, Destroy All Giant Monsters A-Go-Go! You were all awesome. Hygienic, too. That counts for something at an anime convention.

Big thanks to everyone who came to see our panel, Destroy All Giant Monsters A-Go-Go! You were all awesome. Hygienic, too. That counts for something at an anime convention.

Otakon 2014 Simulator: just stand in front of your monitor until your feet ache. Occasionally check your phone, while noting the slow death of your battery.

Otakon 2014 Simulator: just stand in front of your monitor until your feet ache. Occasionally check your phone, while noting the slow death of your battery.

How can I get my girlfriend to watch anything Godzilla? What do you think is a good starting point for someone who has no experience with kaiju movies?

I’m having trouble with this myself, but I’ve found that my girlfriend is more open to kaiju movies that have pathos and feature human characters that aren’t just mouthpieces for exposition. Maybe The Host or Big Man Japan? Both of those have characters you end up rooting for.

Or Godzilla vs Hedorah. Women love amorphous piles of walking poison.

Bird-Dad’s Fatherly Advice

So I’m gonna wind up waiting 4 hours in Baltimore before Spaceleech and the rest of our group shows up. I can’t get into the hotel yet, so I figure I need a way to pass the time.

How about some asks? Ask Bird-Dad for fatherly advice on kaiju, comics, b-movies, ska, or anything, really.

Surprise me.

spaceleech:

Hey. Whatcha thinkin’?


Just bear stuff. You?

spaceleech:

Hey. Whatcha thinkin’?

Just bear stuff. You?

Ohmigoodness I just found your tumblr because of Brad Neely stuff and I dig your drawings but wait IS YOUR NAME BECAUSE OF SURVIVE STYLE 5?

RIP lap desk. You were there when I didn’t want to use a table, or when I needed a place for the metric ton of stickers I accrue at conventions.

RIP lap desk. You were there when I didn’t want to use a table, or when I needed a place for the metric ton of stickers I accrue at conventions.

So I’ve been volunteering at a kids’ camp all week. They found out that I can draw, and some of the requests are pretty cool.

So I’ve been volunteering at a kids’ camp all week. They found out that I can draw, and some of the requests are pretty cool.